Harry Potter and The Forbidden Forest
Philosopher’s Stone: Students are not allowed to go in the Forbidden Fore….ah fuck we’re here for detention and fuuuuu…there’s Voldemort!
Chamber of Secrets: We shouldn’t be here…..fuuuuuuu huge spider! Spiders, spiders!!!
Prisoner of Azkaban: For the third time, we shouldn’t be he…….oh fuck, we’re hiding from ourselves in here with a hippogriff…and there goes a werewolf and a mass murderer who turns out to be my godfather…
Goblet of Fire: Fuck it, I’m talking with Krum here…..BARTY CROUCH IS HEREADSGRI_SA)
Order of the Phoenix: HAGRID, GRAWP WHAT………and also, I must not tell lies, Professor.
Half-Blood Prince: Thank God, we’re not going in there this year.
Deathly Hallows: AVADA KEDAVR……..fuck, I’m dead.